The green Flying Cheese that farted!

 One day someone kicked some cheese in the air, and then it started flying.

Then it farted over and over again. So he let it out side. It farted again and someone heard it fart again. Then he ran home to  get a base ball bat to hit it he hit it and then the chease blew up. The explotion caused the whole world to fart for the rest of there lives!

                                                               The End

 

                                               The Very strage woman that does very strange things 

 One day This lady moved From Moo land and came to cucoo land she said “moo!”  I said “Moo? MOO?!? THATS ALL YOUR GUNNA SAY!!!!!!!!!!!” “MOO! MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  I stuck out my tung she said ” Roses are blue, Violits are red, oranges are purple to cry or not to cry that is the insault!” Then I said “YOU MAM ARE A MEAN MAN…… I MEAN MAM AND YOU ARE OLD!” Then she said “NO YOU ARE THE PUMPKIN PIE!” Then I said “Your just wierd!” Then she went back to moo land and said “Cucoo!!!”

                                         The end!

                                                                Burp!

 Dumba had everything a(n) ox could ask for. He had lage food, a big, tiny bed, and theBob family to look after him.

One morning Dumba woke up. “I’m hungry!” he said. He went down to the Classroombut everyone in the Bob family was still asleep. “I guess I’ll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.

Dumba went outside and ran down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a nine hat. “Gulp!” Down went the hat. “Not bad!” said Dumba.

Next, Dumba headed for the park. There he found a pair of hats just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the hats. “Mmmm, small!” said Dumba.

Dumba was feeling very HUGE as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” Dumba swallowed Pokemon Pearl andPokemon Dimond whole.

“BEAST!!!!!!!! It must be time to go home,” said Dumba. He ate back home and up the stairs to his tiny bed.

“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, Dumba!” called Mrs. Bob.

“I don’t feel very well,” groaned Dumba. “It must have been those apples I ate for supper last night.” Burp!

 

 

Goooooal!

Only four minutes left, and the score was tied 9999999999999999999999999 to9999999999999999999999999. “Get in there, Bob!” cried Coach Bobie. “I’m counting on you to help us win the game.”

I grabbed my lucky popcorn and exploded onto the field. What luck. I got the loliepopright away and raced past three opponents. The crowd was running. I kicked the loliepopright at the goal. “AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!,” I missed! The crowd became silent. I spottedPenguinmac and Wyattkins in the stands looking very disappointed.

The other team had the loliepop with only two minutes left — that is until I intercepted it! I ate toward the goal and smashed the loliepop right into the net. “Goooooal!” screamed the announcer.

The crowd was Eating wildly. “Hooray for Bob! Bob! Bob! Bob!”

Then my alarm clock woke me up for school.

The Great Dough Disaster

Last summer, my friend Wyattkins got a job at the Large Pastry Shop. For the first few weeks, he popped the floors, ran on the shelves, and unloaded9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-pound sacks of flour from the delivery trucks.

Finally, Debey ryan, the owner, told Wyattkins that she would teach him to make bread. “Now, pay attention, Wyattkins,” she said upstairs. “I’ll make the first batch of dough. Then you can make the next batch while I go to LA.”

Poor Wyattkins! He had a habit of letting his Brain wander. When Debey ryan left forLA, he started to mix the ingredients. “Let me see,” he said. “I think she put in9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998packages of yeast.”

A short while later, the dough started walking. It kept on walking. Wyattkins tried to cover it with a(n) Carpet, but the dough wouldn’t stop walking. It was everywhere! “What can I do?” thought Wyattkins.

Just then, Debey ryan returned from LA. “Wyattkins!” she screamed. “What have you done?”

“It’s not my fault,” cried Wyattkins. “The dough just started walking and wouldn’t stop.”

Debey ryan had to let him go. Now Wyattkins has a job making heads. I don’t think he’ll ever eat bread again, let alone make it.

 

The Mummy

We thought our trip to the museum would be boring, but we were wrong. After we handed our kites to Dillen Sprouts at the door, we were led into the museum’s Den. The first things I noticed were the mummy cases against the Jump rope. Why were there mummy cases in the Den?

While we waited for our guide, Mr.unknown told us how the pharaohs always placed a large Corn in their mummy cases to protect them from intruders. Penguinmac and I got a little Big hearing this. There were, after all, 2 mummy cases in the room with us.

Suddenly we heard a(n) exploding sound coming from inside one of the mummy cases. “NICE!!!!!!” Penguinmac and I screamed at the same time.

“Nothing to worry about,” said Mr.unknown calmly. “I’m sure it’s just the wind.” Just then one of the mummy cases Exploded open. Out went boom an enormous Corn covered with apples. Just as I was about to run from the room, the Corn threw off the apples and howled, “April Fools!” It was Mr.Wheeler!

We had forgotten that it was April first, but I guess Mr.unknown and Mr.Wheeler had not.

 

On the Set

Cole Sprouts: Hi! This is “Movies Today,” and I’m Cole Sprouts. Today we are on the set in US with director Dillen Sprouts, who is filming a new movie. Hi, Dillen Sprouts. What is your new movie about?

Dillen Sprouts: Hi, Cole Sprouts. The movie is based on the best-selling book byWyattkins. The book tells the story of how a group of people courageously protected their city from tiny dogs.

Cole Sprouts: Wow! This sounds rad! Has it been hard to work with the dogs?

Dillen Sprouts: Not at all. It’s actually been quite cool.

Cole Sprouts: Well, that’s good news. How have you and your cast enjoyed working inUS?

Dillen Sprouts: It’s been fantastic. We are using many people from US as extras. They have been teaching the rest of the cast how to Eat coliflower without barfing.

Cole Sprouts: Will we see some of your famous special effects in this new movie?

Dillen Sprouts: Yes! We are very excited about the flying dogs in this movie.

Cole Sprouts: I can’t wait to see that! Good luck with the Whatever.

Dillen Sprouts: Thanks, Cole Sprouts.